April 16, 2011
Oh man, this is my life right now. Though, in Baltimore, it’s more “$800 / NO CREDIT CHECK REQUIRED!” (I can guess where this place isn’t located) “$850 / MIDDLE RIVER IS AWESOME” (showing up in my search for downtown areas of baltimore … uhhh) “$795 / 3BR, 3BA HEART OF FED HILL! GRANITE COUNTERTOPS!” (uhh scam) mugwumpian:mykalmorgan: “Contains all new wiring and is a submarine.” Builder unknown; house has always existed. Walls shift; center of house may contain Minotaur.

Oh man, this is my life right now.

Though, in Baltimore, it’s more

“$800 / NO CREDIT CHECK REQUIRED!” (I can guess where this place isn’t located)

“$850 / MIDDLE RIVER IS AWESOME” (showing up in my search for downtown areas of baltimore … uhhh)

“$795 / 3BR, 3BA HEART OF FED HILL! GRANITE COUNTERTOPS!” (uhh scam)

mugwumpian:mykalmorgan:

“Contains all new wiring and is a submarine.”

Builder unknown; house has always existed. Walls shift; center of house may contain Minotaur.

(via forkandspoon)

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    Oh man, this is my life right now. Though, in Baltimore, it’s more “$800 / NO CREDIT CHECK REQUIRED!” (I can guess where...
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    TELL ME ABOUT IT. Looking in April for an apartment for July…not happening. I gave up after the first day because...
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    Looking for a place a few months ahead of time adds additional layers of futility and frustration: even if you find a...
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    For fucking real.
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    read carefully. hilarious.
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    This is awesome and so relevant to my past two weeks…although I wish every place allowed one cat per square foot (:
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    Currently househunting. Can relate.
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    $1100/ **** GREAT DEAL SQUARE HOUSE DOOR IN FRONT!!! **** [repeat]
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    Builder unknown; house has always existed. Walls shift; center of house may contain Minotaur.