Ugh, please, no.
Stole this from a friend’s facebook status:
Cosmo Life tip of the month “Recent reports show that the hot thing to do right now is hand out at a dive bar. Skip getting dressed up in a tight dress and heels for a club or lounge. …Plus, there are usually fun games like pool or darts, for you to play. Oh, and you can meet hot guys at the pool table.”
Please God, no. I do not want to meet Cosmo skanks at my favorite dive bar. Well, at least this will start driving the hipsters out.
I’m sorry, this is what real people do when they go out. Not skank it up, but chill and hang with friends (and not meet hot guys at the pool table, generally).