Like being murdered? Big fan of hopeless urban decay? Love being stuck in inexplicable traffic slowdowns? Like going to themed bars populated by nothing but men drinking Michelob Ultra and wearing Affliction shirts? I’ve got the town for you, brother. Baltimore’s finest tourist attractions include a very nice baseball stadium that houses the most poorly managed team in Major League Baseball, a tourist area (Inner Harbor) that’s a strip mall on water, an aquarium that you’ll refuse to pay $28 to enter, and any number of crab restaurants that douse everything in Old Bay. Buy fish sticks at home, sprinkle Old Bay on them, and you’ll get virtually the same flavor profile. Annapolis kicks Baltimore’s ass all over the map.
Why Your Team Sucks: Baltimore Ravens - 2009 NFL preview - Deadspin
BDD, MD resident, takes down Ravens fans and I think it’s funny/spot on.
(via peterwknox)
Haha. As someone who considers herself a ‘Ravens Fan’, I suppose I never thought about how retarded the Ravens uber-fans are. I honestly hate the purple camo with a passion. And I still don’t own anything in purple. Hm.
