May 4, 2011
urlesque:suitep:


I giggle at the most inane things sometimes.

NSFW but totally adorbs.

heeheeheehee!

urlesque:suitep:

I giggle at the most inane things sometimes.

NSFW but totally adorbs.

heeheeheehee!

urlesque:mdfsmash:elspethjane:

So I opened the refrigerator and…

A nice dog tease ;)

BEST. VIDEO. EVER. And it’s a series! If I was still signing youtubers THIS WOULD BE ONE I WOULD SIGN!

SO funny.

Oh my goodness.

April 21, 2011
citythatbreeds:

HAPPY NATIONAL HIGH FIVE DAY

I remember when I first learned about the stare-at-elbow trick. It changed my high-fiving forever. Also: great trick for passable drunk high fives.

citythatbreeds:

HAPPY NATIONAL HIGH FIVE DAY

I remember when I first learned about the stare-at-elbow trick. It changed my high-fiving forever. Also: great trick for passable drunk high fives.

April 17, 2011
catasters:

Cats in the air - Reloaded
“Mister Anderson, you look surprised to see me, again.”

Absolutely hilarious.

catasters:

Cats in the air - Reloaded

“Mister Anderson, you look surprised to see me, again.”

Absolutely hilarious.

(via urlesque)

April 16, 2011
I mean, seriously … if this umbrella wasn’t $130, it would be bought and in the mail already for me.
(There are some other lovely styles, at lower prices, as well)
(via Magenta Bella Pagoda Umbrella - Pagoda Rain Umbrellas, Sex and the City Umbrella, Magenta Umbrella - Umbrellas.net - Seattle)

I mean, seriously … if this umbrella wasn’t $130, it would be bought and in the mail already for me.

(There are some other lovely styles, at lower prices, as well)

(via Magenta Bella Pagoda Umbrella - Pagoda Rain Umbrellas, Sex and the City Umbrella, Magenta Umbrella - Umbrellas.net - Seattle)

Oh man, this is my life right now.
Though, in Baltimore, it’s more
“$800 / NO CREDIT CHECK REQUIRED!” (I can guess where this place isn’t located)
“$850 / MIDDLE RIVER IS AWESOME” (showing up in my search for downtown areas of baltimore … uhhh)
“$795 / 3BR, 3BA HEART OF FED HILL! GRANITE COUNTERTOPS!” (uhh scam)
mugwumpian:mykalmorgan:


“Contains all new wiring and is a submarine.”

Builder unknown; house has always existed. Walls shift; center of house may contain Minotaur.

Oh man, this is my life right now.

Though, in Baltimore, it’s more

“$800 / NO CREDIT CHECK REQUIRED!” (I can guess where this place isn’t located)

“$850 / MIDDLE RIVER IS AWESOME” (showing up in my search for downtown areas of baltimore … uhhh)

“$795 / 3BR, 3BA HEART OF FED HILL! GRANITE COUNTERTOPS!” (uhh scam)

mugwumpian:mykalmorgan:

“Contains all new wiring and is a submarine.”

Builder unknown; house has always existed. Walls shift; center of house may contain Minotaur.

(via forkandspoon)

April 11, 2011
When people give you advice, they’re really just talking to themselves in the past.

Austin Kleon (via marco)

I really liked this bit, too. One of those truths that I think everyone feels but doesn’t really know.

(Source: marco)