April 2009
14 posts
“You must be trivial, ‘cause I’m in pursuit”
– Me, with the most inspired corny pick-up line, ever.
“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.”
– Barney Stinson (via sabine)
peterwknox:
pilnick:
The Lovin’ Spoonful -...
“You mean the U.S. government DOES NOT CURRENTLY BUY ITS OFFICE SUPPLIES IN...”
– Roger Simon, Politico in response to this quote from President Obama:
“Janet Napolitano at the Department of Homeland Security estimates that they can save up to $52 million over five years just by purchasing office supplies in bulk.”
Obama buys in bulk, saves … a bit - Roger Simon -...
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Hey all you balmer kids
Joke of the Day:
onemoretimewithfeeling: thedailywhat:
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Nevermind, it’s a really obscure number and you’ve probably never heard of it.
[via.]
Whopper-gate.
jackieheartsb:
There are people fighting on MSNBC right now about the use of Spongebob in a “controversial,” “highly-sexualized” Burger King commerical featuring—GASP—Sir Mix-a-lot.
I have to admit, I was profoundly disturbed (okay, probably a bit of hyperbole there) when I first saw it. And I’m pretty chill.
I am so hardcore.
Totally took one for the (kickball) team today. Got to second base, fell (ha) and landed on my right arm… not so bad, except my elbow didn’t bend and I heard a bad crunching noise in my elbow + pain.
Managed to suck it up and get home on the next play, though :)
I guess I jammed my elbow? We’ll see what happens.
Oh, also, the team won! Yay team!
My evil plan of having a miniature farm goes forward as I discover both miniature sheep and miniature chickens exist.
I’m wondering if there’s any feasible way to become a social hermit for a while without alienating friends. Seems contradictory.