November 2008
30 posts
I love it when companies do this:*Customers shipping to CT, DE, MD, NJ, RI or the New York Metro area usually receive Standard service shipments in 1 business day. Makes life so much easier.
Announcement of the day.
jackieheartsb:
Women should not assume they know their bra/cup size if they have based this measurement on Victoria’s Secret bras.
Victoria’s Secret practices massive vanity sizing. If you wear a C at VS, you’re likely a true B. And so forth.
If you want to find out your real size, use this method.
True.
I always have a conundrum of finding really cool gifts for the holidays… but have trouble matching these awesome gifts to people. It’s sad, really. More people deserve awesome gifts.
Last night I had quite a fairytale dream. Handsome guy was marrying this witch of a woman, but his mother wanted me to marry him instead. Somehow she finagled this by having me act as a stand-in for the bride during a rehearsal for the ceremony. Also, I should mention they were rich so she was paying for the whole affair, anyway. Anyhoo, it was kinda interesting. I have a feeling witch-woman...
At any point when you say “don’t you remember”, what you...
– Pat, again.
It’s just a portrait of me with no thumbs.
– Pat, referring to my dog trying to drink out of an empty bottle of hard cider.
A Butler Well Served by This Election →
My tear ducts are getting a workout today.
(via Kottke)
Um, no, it's just some water in my eyes. I... have...
onemoretimewithfeeling:
smartblonde:
kellyreeves:
soupsoup:alexbalk:
This is incredibly beautiful. Teardrop alert hearby delivered.
So so sorry for your loss, J.
Ummm maybe I shouldn’t have read this while I was sitting in the lobby surrounded by people during a conference. IT’S ALLERGIES! THAT’S WHY I’M SNIFFLING! STOP STARING AT MEEEEE!
Ok, that was incredibly stupid of me. The only...
Tumblrs are like bedrooms, and we’re teenagers spending idle hours postering...
– Zach Klein (via spunkfairy)(via amandoline) (via unicornology)(via notemily) (via robot-heart) (via peterwknox)
Yep…
Dear President-elect Obama,
I’m so happy that so many young people are passionate about politics and about being Americans, again. Please don’t screw this up. Kthxbai.
So proud to be an American right now.
If A Dog Was Your Teacher, You Would Learn Things...
elizabethanne:emilyposts:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy.
Never pretend to be something you’re not.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
Take naps. Stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily. Thrive on attention and...